
I am a creative copywriter
WHY?
Because I wouldn’t function in any other job
WHY?
Because I’m brutally honest
WHY?
Because the world is already complicated enough
WHY?
Ask God…or ChatGPT…or Meta
WHY?
They’re almighty
WHY?
They control some kind of higher power
WHY?
Because they are good storytellers
WHY?
It's called "helicopter view"
WHY?
I’m not sure, I’ve never been in a helicopter
WHY?
Good question
WHY?
A creative should never waste a chance to see things differently.
WHY?
We’re all sheep
WHY?
Because once we roll over, we can’t get up again
WHY?
Ever since oat milk, cow's milk sounds like drinking blood
WHY?
Advertising
WHY?
Still figuring that out
WHY?
I don't have 20 years of experience yet
WHY?
Mom didn’t have WI-FI in her uterus
WHY?
Ask her
WHY?
She’ll recommend you to work with me
WHY?
Watch for yourself

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